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Monday 20 January 2014

The news in brief 20th January 2014

The news in brief: 

Great British public doesn't need evidence or a trial to know someone's guilty

Spoof news account shows The news in brief how it's done :(

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Panellist suggest that no woman has ever committed a crime - ever

Humans act like monsters for their skywizards

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace 

Panellist suggests that all men are rapists and want to hurt you

Space is fucking awesome

Shock: too much caffeine and sugar is bad for you

Brazil ruins the sanctity of marriage for the rest of us

6 people is statistically significant apparently...

Wild animal eats a wild animal

Diana Watch 2014: she be dead yo

Boat is expensive

Cool Runnings was a great film

Fictional character dies

CBB: someone I never heard of is sleeping with someone else I never head of...

Economy a bit less shit

Singer says a naughty word

Unidentified flying object is unidentified

 Reading the news so you don't have to...








    




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