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Sunday 19 January 2014

The news in brief 19th January 2014

The news in brief exclusive:

After a UKIP member's suggestion that gay marriage is the root cause of all the bad weather we've been having, The news in brief team have carried out "extensive research" into what else gay marriage might be responsible for:    


Earthquakes

Smallpox

Forest fires

Rabies

Zombie apocalypses

Stable home environments

Wasps

Mumm-Ra

Well-rounded children 

The fall of Rome 

The Autobot/Decepticon War

Strong, loving relationships

The Dalek Empire 

Global warming

Hurricanes

The hole in the ozone layer

Joint financial responsibility

Teenage pregnancy

John Wilkes Booth

More weddings (people love weddings)

Batman Forever

The murder of officer Alex Murphy

Reading the news, so you don't have to.... 

  





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