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Monday 27 January 2014

The news in brief 27th January 2014

The news in brief 

Ex lover has disproportionate reaction 

Won't somebody think of the kidney?!

Birds clearly get irony

Watch out, Eagles about

Diana Watch 2014: uneducated. and dead

Panellist suggests newspaper is full of shit

Rich person owns old house

Newspaper not so hot at spelling

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Public outcry at minor inconvenience

People outraged as bank does as it's told

General public are screaming banshees

MPs don't know if it's a good idea (let's give it a whirl anyway)

Mouthwash will kill you (suggests study of 19 people) 

Everything in your home is trying to kill you

MEP commits career suicide 

Tragic case condensed into misleading and sensationalised headline 

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace 

Parent blames mobile provider DESPITE HUNDREDS OF THESE FUCKING STORIES!

17, 18, 19 and 20 year olds are NOT children

Reading the news so you don't have to...




 

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