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Tuesday 28 January 2014

The news in brief 28th January 2014

The news in brief:

Lucky student wins wasp

Woman makes poor life choice

One gran crime wave

Russian woman doesn't quite grasp liability laws

Economy a bit less shit


News of the World makes NSA look like amateurs

Google one step closer to becoming Skynet

Fictional man's clothes are news now

GCHQ checks Facebook

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Study suggest food is bad for you

Diana Watch 2014: 'still dead' 

Nudes in brief: Sienna Miller

Study suggest sleep is good for you

Religion's bodycount continues to mount 

Remember - you can't be sexy AND a good role model

Massive boat! 

You-know-who still missing

Pope is pretty cool

Comedian tells joke

Reading the news so you don't have to...  





 

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