The news in brief celebrity
special:
As the world continues to fall apart at the seems and the seagulls
prepare to enslave mankind, let’s see what celerity horseshit the tabloids are
distracting us with…
Breaking news: sports star doesn’t win all the time
Some people we’ve never heard of get hitched
Woman wears beachwear to the beach
Paparazzi intrudes on family holiday
Pregnant woman looks a bit pregnant
The story’s about a celebrity on the beach, but we’re more
interested in the fact that the inflatable’s clearly a shark and not a dolphin.
It’s just lazy journalism really.
Photographer intrudes on private moment
Stop the press: couple hold hands in public
Minor wardrobe malfunction
Woman *almost* has a wardrobe malfunction. How is this
news?!
Once again, we find ourselves wondering if every celebrity
woman has a dedicated photographer following them around in case the wind
catches their skirt
Family bust-up somehow our business
Woman wears dress
Pro tip: following around and taking a picture of someone
else’s kid is pretty fucking weird.
Wild speculation
Woman looks quite tired late at night…
Side boob
Scandal: man caught yawning
Nudes in brief: Rachel Weisz
And finally: we also pretty sure sharing the racy pictures a
17 year-old posts of herself is pretty fucking weird…
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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