The news in brief 14th July 2015

The news in brief:

Outrage: nation suggests treating illness *before* it’s too late

Shock: nation suggests that we should protect children *before* they’re harmed

Space is pretty fucking awesome

Terrorists determined to ruin your summer holidays

Religion’s bodycount continues to count

Security guard did what to a breast feeding baby?!

Retail giant’s evidence says otherwise (we can’t wait to see how this one pans out!)

Institutionalised homophobia creates nation of dickheads

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Newspaper misrepresents chronic illness to sell papers

General public are judgemental twats

Bureaucracy over common sense claims another life

Lesbian couple suggests that there’s nothing wrong with two girls kissing

Council suggests that any two people going at it like a Face Hugger and John Hurt is a bit much when there’s kids about (we can’t wait to see how this one pans out either!)

Public service announcement: don’t fuck and drive

Quick question: when exactly did brutal assault become ‘bullying?’

Foxes totally owe Scotland one…

Giant hogweed will kill us all!  

Magic flower will save us all!

Mad suggestion that music magazine should be about music (and not boobies)

First world problem: outrage as new technology isn’t everywhere on release date…

Nudes in brief: Eva Longoria    

And finally: man is way better at LEGO than you

Reading the news so you don’t have to…