We’re back everybody! Sorry about the Squirrel.
The news in brief:
Mad suggestion that big businesses might not all be lying
Man is pretty fucking strong
Whole country wants to have its cake and eat it
People have strong feelings about tea (see what we did there…?)
Pro tip: Pluto isn’t actually a planet
Religion’s bodycount continue to mount
‘Shawshank’ is still not a verb
America’s
Number 1 loud mouth is at it again
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Extreme selfies are extreme
Cry me a river: rules apply to everyone
Scorpions will kill us all!
Breaking news: lion exhibits normal lion behaviour
Just so you know – buildings and vehicles get destroyed. Babies
get killed. How about you don’t dehumanise human suffering to sell papers?
Assholes.
Police may have been a little heavy-handed
Teenager is hell-ass smart
Footballer is hell-ass rich
Houses are fucking expensive
Turns out counterfeiting is harder than it looks
New film might be pretty tasteless
Public safety announcement: don’t wank and drive
New app is pretty fucking depressing. And entirely misses
the point…
Nudes in brief: Lady Gaga
And finally: anonymous hero rescues stranded bridesmaids
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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