The news in brief:
Breaking news: two-year-old exhibits ‘normal, toddler-like
behaviour’
Garage forecourts might have their signs upside down
Pro-tip: you arrest sex offenders when you have the chance
Country for sale (it’s not Greece)
Priest has sticky fingers
Internet loses its shit over film posters
Product placement still isn’t news though
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
MP answers the question…
Pepper suddenly popular
Study a bit one-sided
Kepler 452b looks like a nice place to visit
Number of really stupid decisions
on the rise
Minor spat escalated quickly
Religion’s bodycount continues to
mount
Newspaper forgets to be impartial
Common sense wins rare victory
Misleading headline
Public service announcement: you
can be right without being a dick
Parent outraged when rules applied
to her too
Eamonn Holmes ‘pulls a Turnbull…’
Hypocritical bullshit
Nudes in brief: Myleene Klass (still)
And finally: grandparents are
totally cooler than you…
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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