The news in brief:
Breaking news: child has birthday 365 days after the last
one…
Ingenuity and common sense are not always the same thing
Woman totally pulls a Ben Kenobi (from a certain point of
view…)
UK
is totally cool with unpaid overtime
Grey smear probably not aliens
Business has a pretty bad day
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Man pretty fucking good at boardgame
Man entitled to his opinion (even if he’s a twat about it)
Six million dollar man plans to watch the footie
Forget Skynet, it’s the humans you gotta watch out for…
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Pro tip: adultery isn’t illegal. But hacking is…
Product placement still isn’t news!
Business is better at Facebook than you
Study states the obvious: fresh air and exercise are good
for you
99 year-old probably not pregnant
Turns out women are people too
Straight people continue to undermine the sanctity of
marriage
No shit: drug barons have more money than you
Shape-shaming is NOT news
Upon reflection both parties are unutterable bell-ends
Nudes in brief: Tamara Ecclestone
And finally: Move over Phillip Schofield: Bill Turnbull is The news in brief’s new hero!
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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