The news in brief:
Pro tip: mega successful
businessman probably knows what he’s doing
Study states the obvious: people
are happier if you don’t treat them like shit
Diesel cheaper than petrol?! When
did we move the mirror universe?
Turns out guns do kill people
Lions don’t give a shit about
right of way
Prince has more money than you
Stupidity apparently knows no
limits
Man’s inhumanity to man continues
apace
Ducks aren’t too clear about rules
of the road either
Remember kids: body-shaming is
totally okay if the victim is a dude
Bland poem inexplicably popular
Spare me this mockery of justice!
Religion’s bodycount continues to
mount
Is your air conditioning sexist?
Man’s inhumanity to whales
continues apace
Phallic pink object probably not a
sex toy (and even if it were, who gives a shit?)
General public are bloodthirsty
cunts
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch
obviously hadn’t been in the news for a while
Man’s inhumanity to chimpanzees
continues apace
There’s a word for alternatives
medicines that work. They’re called medicines.
AI has pretty nice handwriting
Science unleashes immortal worms!
Nudes in brief: Natalie Imbruglia
And finally: sexy mannequin not ‘official
signage…’
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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