The news in brief:
Common sense u-turn
Hawking is going alien hunting
Man vs shark
Man tries to have his cake and eat it
Science wins epic battle against HIV
Product placement masquerading as news
Study states the obvious: too much TV is bad for kids
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Pro tip: you’re meant to use common sense when following a
sat-nav
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Policeman is pretty fucking awesome
Terrifying air-traffic control nightmare
Internet full of intolerant cunts
It is sad, but doctors aren’t actually psychic
Rich people have more money than you…
Driver is a stupid, insane mentalist
Student is pretty fucking awesome
Book is pretty fucking popular
Terrorist employ suicide chickens
Local council is full of shit
What sort of irresponsible bell-end gives his child a red
hot chilli pepper? (The news in brief in
no way secretly approves…)
Hospital food is pretty poor
The nudes in brief: Myleene Klass
And finally: stealth sheds are apparently a thing now…
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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