The news in brief
celebrity special:
Eighty-year-old private moment misrepresented by mass media
Long-lens invasion of privacy
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Consenting adult’s sex life mysteriously our business
Woman wears dress
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
We still think it’s weird that there’s a market for ‘photos
of famous people’s kids’
Pro tip: it’s probably not ‘flaunting’ if you need a zoom
lens to see it
Athlete is unsurprisingly athletic
A man’s dead? Better roll out some pictures of women in
bikini’s
Newspaper thinks woman looks too thin (exactly how do you
win?)
Side boob
Breaking news: parent teaches child how to do shit
Celebrity woman caught wearing comfortable clothes
Man uses airport
Woman photographed on her way to work (is this not just
stalking?)
Man rides bike
Stop the press: woman goes outside
Woman pops to the off-license after the gym
Woman updates social media
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
Newspaper has opinions about woman’s arse
Selfies are NOT news
Nudes in brief: Richard Madeley
And finally: family goes for a walk
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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