The news in brief:
After a disproportionate amount of Squirrel-related news
yesterday, it’s probably best not to canvas you-know-who for his ill-tempered,
half-drunk opinions…
Scaremongering click-bait
Journalist plagiarises Wikipedia
Scientists have woken up Skynet (possibly)
Airport going cheap…
Some people have a lot of time on their hands
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
We’re predictably shit at cricket
School makes common-sense decision
Public apparently allergic to common-sense
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Terrorist makes common sense decision
Pro tip: seagulls not actually capable of moral judgement
Apparently it’s a slow news day because ‘there’s some funny
shit on the Internet,’ really isn’t news
People drive like twats
Surprise at statistically probably outcome
C3-PO is fluent in over 6 millions forms of communication.
But not sexy talk.
Study states the obvious: too much chocolate is bad for you
Misleading photo placement
Everything in your house will kill you!
Nazi gold probably isn’t cursed
Weird science!
Nudes in brief: Jesse Metcalfe
And finally: it’s not always time to take a selfie
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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