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Wednesday 9 July 2014

The news in brief 9th July 2014



The news in brief:

Frivolous lawsuit of biblical proportions

Internet is full of foul mouthed cunts

Minor misunderstanding blown out of all proportions

Celebrity suggests he is entitled to a private life

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Spelling mistake (and missing apostrophe) kinda permanent

Little siblings are there to make your life hell

Autotune use surprises no-one

Awesome pilot gets a round in   

Girl doesn’t know how to use social media

Man knows exactly how to use social media

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Woman really wants to eat her placenta

Pro tip: has anyone actually tried NOT bombing each other?

People forget that train drivers are people too :(

Terrorists clearly enjoy the open sequence of Team America: World Police

- editor: or GI: Joe: Rise of Cobra!  

School rules a bit heavy handed

Study states the obvious: fruit is good for you

Nudes in brief: Ashley Roberts (whoever that is)   

Diana Watch 2014: still dead

Reading the news so you don’t have to…      

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