- You lucky kids don’t normally get a the news in brief on Saturday.
But I dropped the ball yesterday and totally forgot to post (read as ‘fell
asleep on the living room carpet and had to be dragged to bed,’) so here’s an
extra sweary poke through this weekend’s news…
The news in brief 5th July 2014:
Act of kindness shows us that
not all people are selfish pricks
Half-Man, half-water melon
attends world cup
Sexism is still a thing
Cobra Commander reveals his face
to the world
Petra Kvitova gets 24 hours of
fame before the men’s final overshadows her achievement
60 years ago, stuff happened ON
TV!
Important document contains
grammatical error
Family demonstrates that not all
human beings are small-minded shits
Parents forget how to person
Invisible sky-wizard ruins
another family
Religion’s bodycount continues
to mount
Very important document goes
walk-about – people understandably pissed off
By ‘eck: Tour De Yorkshire goes
ahead as planned
Economy still shit – but will be
better than France’s
in six years (maybe)
Expect to be destitute and starving
by the time you’re 68…
#FirstWorldProblem: restaurant
runs out of chicken
Man’s inhumanity to man
continues apace
Human’s myopic, vapid, self-aggrandising
ego clearly has no limit
Cute squirrel is totally cute
Nudes in brief: Joanna Krupa
Diana Watch 2014: still ‘dead’
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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