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Thursday 31 July 2014

The news in brief 31st July 2014



The news in brief:
Happy birthday Harry Potter!

Theatre probably not haunted

Ebola not as contagious as you think

Stop the press: people using limited space effectively

Sunbather does look a bit like Katy Perry

Terrible films get sequels

News website still oversaturated with soccerball stories

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Woman forgets how to person

Man aged 111 passes away – newspaper could have used a different picture  

Priest probably a bit mental     

LEGO will kill us all

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

General consensus agrees that shelling civilians is a Very Bad Thing

Couple were clearly destined to be together

Woman really likes her job

Darwin award – oxygen is an accelerant

Crocodile just wanted to freshen up

Continental drift not news to anyone with GCSE in science
  
Nudes in brief: everyone seems to be dressed today. Does Miley Cyrus sideboob count?

Diana Watch 2014: still dead   

Reading the news so you don’t have to…





  

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