A the news in brief exclusive:
Bored dads rejoice as Gateshead IKEA evacuated
The news in brief was there to provide first hand coverage
Fire engines arrives
No sign of any fire though – hopefully just a little one
Another fire engine arrives
Baby excited by the nee-naw nee-naws
There were no ambulances though – so everyone was okay. That
means we can make jokes, right?!
Mums desperate to buy sofas and beds wait for aaaaages in
case it re-opens
Staff get a sneaky few hours off in the sun
Poor fire wardens irritated by people who fail to understand
‘move away from the doors’
Seriously dude – move away from the fucking doors!
Wriggly babies get really heavy after 45 minutes
Decorative rock not at all comfortable
Teenage girls disappointed by lack of sexy fireman
Editor disappointed by lack of sexy fireman
Oh the humanity: woman has come all the way from Whitley bay!
Still not re-opened: ‘at least another half hour’ starting
to feel like a low-end estimate
Mums desperate for beds and sofas leave
Dude looking for a display case for his Batman figures gives
up pretty early on
The news in brief gives up and goes to the pub
Probably going to have to go again tomorrow – the editor
really wants a new sofa
Sigh
Making the news so
you don’t have to…
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