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Wednesday 23 July 2014

The news in brief 23nd July 2014



The news in brief:

Bureaucracy 1: Common sense: 0  

School clearly run by a bunch of dicks

5 year-old punished for parent’s actions

Child ostracised from his peers to ‘prevent embarrassment’

The news in brief clearly has a bee in its bonnet about a news story…

Exclusive: antiquated sexist attitudes alive and well in 21st Century England

Old man challenges Internet’s preconceptions

Tragedy strikes another airliner. The news in brief has nothing but condolences for the victims and families…

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Pro tip: having sex with you pupils is very, very wrong

‘Straight White Guy Festival’ may or may not be a thing
   
Woman regrets dress purchase

Best headline ever: man makes giant fart machine to pump at France

The news in brief writer has to take a short break after writing: man makes giant fart machine to pump at France

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

No. Four-year-olds don’t need a fucking graduation ceremony

Commonwealth games make Scotland seem pretty awesome

Employment laws apply to everyone equally

25 degrees Celsius is pretty hot, but it’s not ‘do myself a grievous injury hot’…

Snakes found outside

Study states the obvious: you need to cook meat properly

Nudes in brief: Kris Jenner

Diana Watch 2014: probably not still alive

Reading the news so you don’t have to…
  

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