The news in brief:
Ebola virus coming to kill us all
Internet doomsayers predict the end of mankind – at least that’s what I think they were saying – their spelling and grammar was really fucking bad!
Insane dictatorship has seen too many movies
Blogger has bigger balls than all of you
Study states the obvious: running is good for you
Child probably not the spawn of Satan
Toddler tanning salons apparently a thing now
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Badly worded sign causes a spot of outrage
Newspaper indulges in some straight-up bullying
Man clearly a kung-fu master
Minor customer services hiccup posing as news
Extra congestion charges seem a bit ‘cunty’
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Internet crippled by sound logical reasoning
Dolphins are totally righteous dudes
Nudes in brief: Chloe Sims
Don’t feed the troll – it seems people will buy any old shit
Skinny dippers threatened with sex offenders register – still unclear if the ocean is pressing charges
Medieval morality rears its ugly head again
Shock revelation: women are people too!
Diana Watch 2014: still dead
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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