The news in brief 6th July 2014

The news in brief celebrity special:

Celebrities not quite sure how Twitter works

Talented actor’s sexuality should be irrelevant, but for some reason it’s not

Woman updates social media

Professional model conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Pert bottoms are NOT news

Woman goes out for food

Woman wears dress

Shock: legal adult drinks alcohol

Woman eating chicken

Woman has cleavage

Wild speculation dismissed (and this is somehow news?!)

TV show is shit

Journalist told to be more soft and fluffy

Nudes in brief: Heidi Klum

Celebrities have the audacity to go outside in casual clothes

Paparazzi intrude on family day out

Outrage: pregnant woman dresses comfortably

Stop the press: family walks dog!

Woman wears bikini

Woman goes for a jog

Photographer catches mother and child wearing similar dresses

35 year-old defends being abusive on the Internet to a 19 year-old

Newspaper describes singer’s clothes and ‘toned body’ before mentioning her successful performance…

Diana Watch 2014: ‘still’ ‘dead’ 

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