The news in brief 11th July 2014

The news in brief:

Outrage: Steven Spielberg not a dinosaur murderer

Study states the obvious: radiation is bad for you

Clean your fucking microwave

Model learns the hard way about what not to post on social media

No shit: London is pretty expensive

Rain ruins everything

Journalist says what we’re all thinking

Laws of thermodynamics not that difficult to grasp

Pro tip: you should keep your clothes on in the office

Everything is always someone else’s fault

Taking photo for the media > helping your little boy

Now you can be a Bond villain too

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Stop the press: exercise is good for you

Garish, expensive sash is a totally good idea

Restaurant shows us that not all human beings are mindless, selfish, dribbling cunts

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Handball rules a bit sexist

Blur probably not a ghost

Just putting it out there: adults can’t eat in the swimming pool either    

Science is fucking awesome

Video games make you nicer… wait what?!

Nudes in brief: Millie Mackintosh

Diana Watch 2014: still ‘dead’

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