The news in brief:
Giant sheep
Misleading coffee-related headline
Poor planning led to piss poor performance
Cookie Monster probably not a Nazi
Turns out nurses work pretty damned hard
Wild speculation shot down - apologies not forthcoming
UK
public obsessed with TV show
Journalist hasn't quite worked out this whole 'no comment'
thing
Russia
situation upgraded from 'forgotten' to 'hairy'
Great British public baying for blood
Wardrobe malfunction
Maybe it was just a phase…
Inexpensive house is inexpensive
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Vapid clotheshorse turns out to be of a bit racist too
Science is fucking awesome
Government creates logistical nightmare
Toilet terror!
Study states the obvious – stress is bad for you
Internet bullying is NOT news
How dare people fail to conform to the media’s narrow
definition of beauty!?
By this point, does anybody believe the near-daily ‘Kim Jong-un
has done X’ stories?
Girl must really like bananas
It turns out not all humans are wankers
Nudes in brief: lap dancing robot
Diana Watch 2014: Dead, and unlikely to be influencing
wardrobe choices.
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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