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Friday 18 April 2014

The news in brief 18th April 2014



The news in brief:
 
People are mindless slaves to fashion

Details of funeral – which has nothing to do with you – revealed

Public figure present at their occasion

Bullying is always wrong

Boba fucking Fett!

Misleading headline

Sexually active, consenting adult has like, totally done it…

Island probably not actually haunted

Shock: wife makes good-natured joke about husband

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Statistically likely phenomena found

Probably not the Loch Ness Monster

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Toddler shops parents

Pee-on-a-stick Parties are apparently a thing

Centipede’s inhumanity to snakes continues apace

News outlet indulges in a bit of cyber bullying

Russia situation remains ‘fucking hairy’   

Animal abuse rife in middle class suburbia

Sad news: check yourselves boys

Nudes in brief: Millie Mackintosh

Study suggests what Paula Abdul and DJ Skat Cat have been telling us for years

Science is fucking amazing

Extreme overreaction to small problem

Chilling similarities to our terrible past – here’s hoping its tabloid bullshit (BBC says it is)

Ghost car? Or just, you know, angles?!  
   
Ape uses fire (you maniacs, damn you all to hell!)
Diana Watch 2014: ‘still dead’

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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