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Tuesday 22 April 2014

The news in brief 22nd April 2014



The news in brief

Insensitive speculation continues

Shock: people age

Most popular song is most popular

200,000 people must be pretty fucking stupid

Shortest bicycle path ever

Bureaucracy: 1 Common sense: 0

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Armchair revolutionaries shoehorn vitriol into comments of every article

Woman doesn’t have hair cut

Racy show is racy

Idiot child lucky to be alive

Definition of ‘plagued’ stretched to breaking point

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace  

Russia situation upgraded from ‘pretty fucking hair’ to ‘squeaky bum time.’

Unfounded fear mongering posing as politics

BBC journalist asks ace question

Space is probably going to kill us all

Remember kids – you will never fail at anything and adult life is completely disappointment free!

Science is pretty fucking cool

Nudes in brief: Sofia Vergara

Teenager shows us that not all human beings are toss-wrangling shit-weasels

Man is toss-wrangling shit-weasel

Everything (including vitamin B) comes from outer space

Diana Watch 2014: probably still dead

Reading the news so you don’t have to…
    

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