The news in brief:
Just how may bad days can one man have?!
London
buses get a bit sci-fi
Husband probably cracked a few out on the sly
Science is fucking awesome
Hilarious URL fail
Baby sloth is pretty cute
Singing priest still inexplicably in the news
People are judgemental pricks
Scotched. Crème. Egg. That is all.
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
‘Ideal woman’ looks like a terrifying nightmare sex doll
Attention-seeking hyperbitch actually says something nice
Apophenia is not news
Russia
situation upgraded from ‘pretty hairy’ to ‘hairy’
Dead people tend not to scream
MPs sign up to voluntary code ‘to not be dicks to staff’
Internet bully gets bullied and cries foul play
News is literally 250% more sensational in the tabloids
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Man versus Nature: the march to victory!
Plane still missing
Little boy has best parents ever!
Viagra ice cream?! [insert ‘Mr Whippy’ or ‘soft serve’ joke
here]
Nudes in brief: Cher
Pro tip: mentioning something in a national newspaper doesn’t
count as ‘staying out of it’
Diana Watch 2014: still dead
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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