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Wednesday 23 April 2014

The news in brief 23rd April 2014

The news in brief

Routine procedure represented as terrifying nightmare ordeal

Misleading headline

Big cat attack!

Wooden swimsuits are a shit idea

‘Update’ bit of a strong word

Grumpy sourpusses: 1 Sense of humour: 0

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Ironic fraudster

1 in 4 adults are dirty excuse makers

Sometimes the real headline is better than anything The news in brief can come up with: Teenager arrested with loaded gun hidden in her vagina

Castaways saved by Hollywood cliché

Blurry image probably not a ghost

Russia situation still ‘squeaky bum time’

Atheists generally not that bothered by religion

Headlines confuses news with outright lies

Men are not useless after all

Nudes in brief: Julia Louis-Dreyfus (and a clown)

Pope suggests divorced women might be people too

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

And you thought your job was shit…

Apples probably not responsible for children’s behaviour

Science is fucking awesome

Foreign fog will kill us all

Man doesn’t look a bit like his alleged doppelgänger
Diana Watch 2014: not quite as dead as Shakespeare

Reading the news so you don’t have to…  



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