The news in brief 6th April 2014

How quickly a week goes by?! Soon be time again to trade our dignity, our freedom and our will to live for the almighty dollar. But before we go back to neckties, doubleplusgood newspeak and blue sky thinking, let’s enjoy   

The new in brief celebrity special:

Mother carries child

Paparazzi catches woman parenting

Family spends time together!  

Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

It’s okay to not be perfect

Woman has legs

Paparazzi make private moment public

Wild speculation

Woman wear dress

Man looks alright

Some actual news – oh my :(

Man has nice car

Person updates social media

Boobies!

Woman wears bikini

It is NOT okay to not be perfect

Cardigan kind-of similar I suppose

Professional floozy dresses like a tart

Man wears sunglasses OUTSIDE in the SUN!

Woman wears dress

Woman doesn’t conform to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Woman dares to show her face without make up!

Remember – it’s not bullying if you do it in a newspaper…  

Nudes in brief: Lara Bingle

Woman has legs

Outrage as new parents obey the law

Diana Watch 2014: Pictures of her trip to New Zealand. Dead.

Reading the ‘news’ so you don’t have to…