The news in brief 13th April 2014

The news in brief celebrity special:

Woman wears dress

Man wears underpants

Man not as attractive as other man

Woman goes outside

Women dresses like a whore

It’s called a Camberwell Carrot

Woman wears dress

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Woman wears dress

Couple appears to like each other

Woman buys car

Woman doesn’t wear dress

Shock: professional athlete goes to the gym

Father spends time with son

Runner runs run

Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Family has lunch together

Woman wears dress

Headline reinforces body image stereotypes

86 year-old retires

Woman wears dress

Woman dresses for the weather (how very dare she?!)

Nudes in brief: Jasmine Waltz

So basically, the tabloids are going to keep shouting ‘is she pregnant with baby number two?’ for the next ten years, until she actually has baby number two, then they can claim they called it…  

Diana Watch 2014: still ‘dead’

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