The news in brief:
Woman wears dress – world prepares to wear yellow
Baby not that interested in teddy bear
Hippo’s inhumanity to crocodiles continues apace
Grandparent’s priorities a bit skewed
Wild sensationalist speculation
International incident ‘hair raising’
Killer mutant rats
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Total bastard gets what he deserves
Child finds awesome hiding place
Postman finds shit hiding place
Russia
situation upgraded to ‘really fucking hairy’
Big business learns the difference between ‘reply’ and ‘reply
all’
Giant space amoeba probably nothing
Abandoned village - free to a good home
Misleading headline
Nudes in brief: Sofia Vergara
Frivolous lawsuit
What now?!
France
confirms that dogs are in fact alive
Most ironic story in the history of irony
Health and fucking safety
Newspaper pretty judgemental of those who fail to conform
Diana Watch 2014: ‘still pretty dead’
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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