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Sunday 27 April 2014

The news in brief 27th April 2014



The news in brief celebrity special

Two women wore the same dress (not at the same time)

Woman not going to wedding

Actor does job

Woman wears skirt

Singer eats dinner

Couple likes each other

Woman has legs

Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Woman wears dress

Man’s rather natty suit apparently not worthy of comment

Woman dares to go outside without make up

Family eats dinner

Man fails to live up to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Remember – snide comments about people’s appearance is okay if you’re a newspaper

Woman wears dress

Man conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Paparazzi catch mother spending time with child

 Actress caught not smiling – cue wild speculation about her marriage

Maybe she was pissed off at photographers following her and journalists making comments about her husband’s hair – the editor

Newspaper doesn’t like model’s trousers

He’ll be back

Nudes in brief: Ferne McCann

Woman nervous about starting new job

Diana Watch 2014: must admit we dropped the ball on this one… will update again tomorrow

Reading the ‘news’ so you don’t have to…

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