The news in brief:
Politician has no sense of humour
Woman wears dresses (but not the ones the media thinks she
should)
Terrible photoshop is terrible
Wild speculation
Family tragedy repackaged as sensational thriller
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Man has rights – public outraged
Misleading headline
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Unsurprising racist
News outlet decides to leave the journalism to our
imaginations
Man is a master of psychological warfare
Ageism isn’t just for the elderly
Woman is clearly off her rocker
Magic shoes immune to the effects of entropy
Mad suggestion that people should pay their bills
Family’s hobby is better than yours
Not all teenagers are hoodies, thugs and wastes of space
Boat is going to be fucking huge
Nudes in brief: Cher Lloyd
Racist bastards: 0, Quick-witted sports star: 1
Happy Ed Balls day!
Well it must be true if his mum
said so….
Diana Watch 2014: still dead
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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