There sure are a lot expert zoologists, anesthesiologists and professional marksmen out in force today. Thank shitting crikey for
This week's celebrity news in brief:
TV show gets poor reviews
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Woman wears skirt
Woman wears boots
Model models
Woman has boobs
Woman updates social media
Day to day activity of other people's kids inexplicably news
Sideboob is NOT news
Woman wears bikini
Breaking news: woman has legs
Woman has the absolute audacity to go outside without makeup on
Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty
Couple has lunch
Professional asshole is totally the bigger person
Professional nice guy surprises no-one
Nudes in brief: Chloe Ferry
And finally: dissolution of family unit is somehow public knowledge
Reading the ‘news’ so you don’t have to...
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