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Wednesday 1 June 2016

The news in brief 1st June 2016

Today’s news in brief:

Crystal Meth is three surprises in one

Small minded twats try to make themselves relevant

Beer mats finally have their say

Expert opinions apparently counts for nothing

Everyone’s on crack!

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

HBO insists you watch the dragons and the talking too

Silver-haired granny-gang terrorises high street

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Worse parents get way less stick

Turns out hurling unsolicited abuse at people doesn't help

Equality apparently a hard concept to grasp

Medieval mindset continues to treat women like shit

Space is pretty fucking big

Statins will save us all

Racist prick caught on camera

Arsehole politician surprises no-one

Bureaucracy: 1 Human kindness: 0

Study states the obvious: sleep is good for you

Nudes in brief: Marilyn Monroe

And finally: creepy dancing so much better than just cutting a ribbon...

Reading the news so you don’t have to...

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