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Friday 17 June 2016

The news in brief 17th June 2016



Today’s (and a bit of yesterday’s) news in brief:

Tributes continue to pour in for life cut tragically short

Bob Geldof’s is bigger than Nigel Farage’s

Sun has the best headline of all time. Of all time.

Usual spite-trumpets don’t waste any time

Either EU budget uses non-linear quantum un-numbers, or *someone’s* full of shit  

Chicken wings seemed like a good idea at the time

Politician probably ‘just tired and showing off’  

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Politician goes full Hitler

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Teacher forgets how to person

Bigots caught bigotting

Medieval justice system surprises no-one

Asshole fans spoil it for everyone

At this stage we’re pretty sure guns *do* kill people   
Lady Penelope’s new car puts Parker out of a job

Study states the obvious: holidays help reduce work-related stress

Nudes in brief: Laura Carter

And finally: millionaire has better birthday party than you...

Reading the news so you don’t have to...

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