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Thursday 9 June 2016

The news in brief 9th June 2016



Today’s news in brief:

Special Forces take on the Hamburglar. Grimace unavailable for comment

Man doesn’t know how Twitter works

M&MandM madness

Man helps rebuild human-dolphin relations

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Medieval mindset continues to treat girls like shit

 Adventurer is totally fucking hardcore

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Man’s inhumanity to chickens continues apace

That’s some fucked-up Criminal Minds shit right there...

Blackholes are pretty fucking awesome

Woman saved by her nunganungas

Product placement masquerading as news

Blurred image probably not a ghost

Pro tip: vaccinate your fucking kids

Media’s narrow definition of beauty encourages women to inject poison in their goddamned faces

Boat blames wrong kind of water

Study states the obvious: hot curry is hot

Nudes in brief:  Kim Kardashian

And finally: joke goes just a little bit too far

Reading the news so you don’t have to...  

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