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Sunday 5 June 2016

The news in brief 5th June 2016

This week’s celebrity news in brief:

Popular author tells the racists to  Impedimenta off

Monochrome suit is news now

Woman wears dress

Breaking news: family eats lunch together

Woman caught not wearing make up

Woman wears bikini

Paparazzi intrudes on actress's holiday

Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty

Woman updates social media

Tragic family situation inexplicably public knowledge

Media still perving over minor

Wild speculation about woman’s mental health

Stop the press: woman wears trousers

Woman tells the Internet to suit the hell up

You know, some people consider taking pictures of a couple on a date to be weird.

Pro tip: the longer the lens you have to use, the weirder it is.

Woman caught exercising

Nudes in brief: Josephine Gillan

And finally: man is pretty fucking good at skateboarding

Reading the news so you don’t have to...


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