Today’s news in
brief:
Happy birthday, Your Majesty (again)
Breaking news: man takes day off work
News doesn’t know how Google works
Ignorant superstition endangers human life
Bystanders fails the ‘should I help or should I film it’
test
Product placement still not news
Hooligans spoil it for everyone
Internet apparently judge, jury and executioner
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Crazy frog laws are crazy
Swan doesn’t give two shits how late you are
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Naked café doesn’t want to see your love handles
[insert private members club joke here]
Drunk clubber needs a hand
I know we said it yesterday but VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS!
Study states the obvious: cheap wine not always terrible
Stars in their bras: Yolanda Hadid
And finally: Seagull probably delicious
Reading the news so
you don’t have to...
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