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Tuesday 21 June 2016

The news in brief 21st June 2016



The news in brief referendum addendum (Brexit edition:)

Voting is hard. Knowing who to vote for is even harder. If you still don’t have a clue what it is you’re voting for on June 23rd, here’s a list of glorious heroes who  are (probably) voting to leave the dirty bastard European Union behind and a list of heathen hate machines who are voting to remain:

Leave:

GI Joe
Marshal Bravestarr
Lion-O
Optimus Prime
He-Man
Captain America
Captain Kirk
Donatello (artist)
Donatello (ninja turtle)
Danger Mouse

Remain:

Cobra Commander
Tex Hex
Mum-ra
Megatron
Skeletor
The Red Skull
KHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!
The Shredder
Baron Greenback



The news in brief referendum addendum (Bremain edition:)

Voting is hard. Knowing who to vote for is even harder. If you still don’t have a clue what it is you’re voting for on June 23rd, here’s a list of upstanding gentlefolk who are (probably) voting to remain in the European Union and a list of gormless guff trumpets who are voting to leave:

Remain:

GI Joe
Marshal Bravestarr
Lion-O
Optimus Prime
He-Man
Captain America
Captain Kirk
Donatello (artist)
Donatello (ninja turtle)
Danger Mouse

Leave:

Cobra Commander
Tex Hex
Mum-ra
Megatron
Skeletor
The Red Skull
KHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!
The Shredder
Baron Greenback





  



  

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