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Monday 9 May 2016

The news in brief 9th May 2016

Today’s news in brief:

Artist shares her vagina canoe

Secretive dictatorship surprises no-one

BBC news probably a bit fluffy

Breaking news: maths is hard

Algebra will kill us all

Turns out there's sugar in everything

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Country tells state to get its shit together

State tells country to go fuck itself

Internet thing sweeps the Internet

Pro tip assholes: power drills are not cutlery

Study suggests exercise might be good for you

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

UK experiencing suspiciously summery weather

6 year-old's inexplicably shit at handling adult pressure

Zombie apocalypse ‘coming along nicely’

Study states the obvious: half your mates don't like you

Diana Watch 2016: princess needs her bush trimmed. Still dead.

Stars in their bras: Krysten Ritter

And finally: naked gardening apparently a thing now

Reading the news so you don’t have to...

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