Today’s news in brief:
Our thoughts are with the families of the missing passengers and crew of the EgyptAir flight. We were respectfully silent last night, but the show must go on…
Idiot needlessly stirs the pot
Golf club votes to stay in the stone age
Medieval justice system treats people like shit
Mystery star really keen to keep threesome secret
General public inexplicably keen to know about stranger's sex life
State reminds women that they don't own their own bodies
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Politician sets equality back by 50 years
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Pandas desperate to go extinct
China / US situation upgraded from ‘entirely flaccid’ to ‘a bit hairy ‘
NASA’s new robot is pretty awesome
Stars are really fucking old
Blackmailer forgets all about CCTV
Respected broadcaster enjoys a bit of victim blaming
Study states the obvious: vain people are vain
Nudes in brief: Tiffany Watson
And finally: China is not exporting corned human
Reading the news so you don’t have to...
No comments:
Post a Comment