Today's news in brief:
With less than a month to go until the all-important referendum, it's time to do some good old-fashioned journalism.
Good reasons to remain:
It’ll piss off Katie Hopkins
Stinky french cheeses for all
Divided we cannot hope to stand against the tentacled horror
It's probably what Jesus would do
Siestas
4 day working weeks
Free child care
2 hour lunches
It's what the lady in the street said to do
As predicted by Nostradamus
We get to stay in Eurovision
Good reasons to leave:
It'll piss off David Cameron
Strong English cheddar for all
Even united we cannot hope to stand against the tentacled horror
It's probably what Jesus would do
Properly motivated workers don't need naps
7 day working week
Children can get jobs too, lazy beggars
People with no money can't eat lunch
It's what the poster in some dude's window says to do
As predicted by ancient Mayan calendar
If Australia can be in Eurovision so can we...
We hope this helps you make an informed, educated and well-reasoned choice on June 23rd.
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