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Friday 13 May 2016

The news in brief 13th May 2016

Today’s news in brief:

Turns out the government's been feeding us bullshit

Faithful manservant possibly psychotic

Teen goes all John Steed over unsuspecting burglar

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Pro tip: men can get depression too

Legions of men inexplicably keen to tell women what they should wear on their feet

Trains getting shitter by the day

Newspaper shamelessly exploits victim

Allegedly intelligent human being needs told not to shoot fire at her face

Economy still pretty fucked

Apparently making people hate their bodies is big business

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Scaremongering bullshit

Queen planning to get a pizza from the deli, a few cans and a couple of DVD. Maybe.

Supply and demand inexplicably still a surprise

DWP makes another questionable decision

Breastfeeding mothers still catching shit

BBC asked to stop flooding airways with tired old crap

Study states the obvious: fruit is good for you

Stars without bras: Kate Hudson

And finally: attention-seeking hyper-bitch unsurprisingly voices contrary opinion

Reading the news so you don’t have to...

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