Today’s news in brief:
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Product placement masquerading as news
Product has terrible name anyway
Wearside very happy with the Football results
Tyneside not very happy with the Football results
Either way, Tyne and Wear possibly hung over
Breaking news: turns out space is really fucking big
Mad suggestion that free health care might be a Good Thing
Otherwise civilised national ends medieval douchebaggery
Tactless bastard really likes money
We're one step closer to travelling in tubes!
Woman sent home for not being sexy enough
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
People really are selfish assholes
Housing market downgraded from ‘ridiculous’ to ‘super mega ridiculous.’
Newspaper continues its propaganda war against welfare claimants
Pot calls kettle black
Epic slur ‘probably just a misprint’
Queen’s umbrella unavailable for comment
Study states the obvious: endless naked selfies might be bad for people's self esteem
Nudes in brief: Megan McKenna
And finally: cosplayer really hates drones
Reading the news so you don’t have to...
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