Today’s news in brief:
Move over Phillip Schofield, The news in brief has a new hero!
People act like shits on the Internet
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Mad suggestion that girls can wear trousers
Optical fucking illusions
Bananas will kills us all!
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Pro tip: bison do not belong in cars
Writer reminds world that freedom of speech belongs to everyone, not just the people you agree with
Bastards take advantage of people's desperation
Kid probably smarter than you
Because jumping out of aeroplanes on broomsticks is totally kicking rad
Weather set to get increasingly summer-y
Just for the record, no-one is stopping you wearing high heels either
Terrorists unlikely to be stopped by tasers
BBC might be a little bit biased
Let's just keep referenduming until we get the answer we want…
Study states the obvious: exercise is good for you
Stars in their bras: Chloe Sims
And finally: magic mushrooms may not be the answer
Reading the news so you don’t have to...
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