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Tuesday 10 May 2016

The news in brief 10th May 2016

Today’s news in brief:

Kid pretty fucking wicked at archeology

Lost ancient city almost certainly cursed

Prestigious news website trawls its archives for something to post

Newspaper confuses cyber-bullying for news

Media ‘totally not biased, honest.’

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

News promptly lost interest once stabbing declared not terrorism-related

PM puts his foot in his mouth

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Crocodiles are pretty fucking scary

Minor customer service failure masquerading as news

Scaremongering bullshit

Newspaper wheels out article from 1996

English confused by warm weather

Brutal dictatorship continues to surprise no-one

Farmer is one outrageously patient man

Science says it's healthy to crack one (or two) out, so don't let us stop you!

Good old fashioned witch hunt posing as journalism

Stars in their bras: Bella Hadid

And finally: when you have to trawl Mumsnet for stories, it is totally a Slow News Day

Reading the news so you don’t have to...

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