Today's news in brief:
Starscream and Jazz clash at PMQT
Angry protests everywhere
Economy looking pretty fucking ropey
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Shape-shaming is still a thing
People are outraged on that there Internet
Egyptian goddess wants her name back
Pro tip: stuff outside of London matters
Chilcot Enquiry part 1 will be released in July. Part 2 will be out next summer…
Gigantic waste of food inexplicably pisses off people without food
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Terrorists make some pretty chilling threats
Killer sheep attack!
Child says what we're all thinking
Chances are you're shit at sex
Please continue to hold. Your call is totally important…
President drops the mic
Study states the obvious: sugar is still bad for you
Nudes in brief: Salma Hayek
And finally: man who really fucking deserves it wins the lottery
Reading the news so you don’t have to...
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