The news in brief:
Village for rent
Football team for sale
Russians plan trip to the moon
Oi, teacher: leave those kids alone!
Not sure what all the fuss is about – we say ‘cunt’ all the
time
More proof that Google is, in fact, Skynet
Racist birds
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Solar system exhibits normal solar system-like behaviour
Law says man is innocent until proven guilty
Internet comments say man is guilty!
Pro tip: it’s still racism and sexism if you hate all white
men
Man: 1 - Fucking gigantic fish: 0
Fairly logical statement is inexplicably controversial
Owls make shit bartenders
In their defence, 21 does look a bit like IS from the other side…
Man eats chicken!
Tragic news: bacon is now bad for you (sorry Slimming World)
Attack of the giant crabs!
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Bureaucracy: 2 - Common sense: 0
Common sense ruling: it is not a crime to be ill
Oh wait, yes it is…
Nudes in brief: Jessica Wright
And finally: if a quarter of a group think something dangerous
and uncomfortable, that means three quarters of that group don’t - but then I
suppose scaremongering hate sells more papers…
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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