The news in brief:
Pro tip: life on Mars is pretty much going to suck
Social media not bothered by terrorists
Internet has feelings about wizard/muggle relations
Here’s hoping in a few years we can make jokes about The
Half Blood Prince
So, sleep eating is totally a thing now
Apparently freedom, utilities, democracy and technology just
aren’t for everyone
New contender for ‘shortest cease-fire’ award
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Red pandas are cute – but are they really news?
Fictional character does some fucked up shit
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Economy pretty shit
Heterosexual couples continue to undermine the sanctity of
marriage
More wintery-weather due this winter
Kid has pretty shit mates
Thieving bitch caught on camera
Fifty identical stories later – why aren’t carers assuming
there’s hidden cameras everywhere?
Definition of ‘poverty’ stretched to breaking point
If it’s ‘very private correspondence,’ why exactly is it in
the newspaper?
Racists are fucking pricks
Right wing crackpots not so good at history
Politicians start outlining the election promises they plan
to break
Ebola and Boko Haram are still things, but apparently no-one
cares
Nudes in brief: Chanelle Hayes
And finally: Community spirit is alive and well and living
in St. Cloud, Florida
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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