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Monday 23 February 2015

The news in brief 23rd February 2015



The news in brief:

Attack of the fairly-normal-sized rats

Politicians surprise no-one

Pot calls kettle black

Mad dictator threatens the entire world

The Oscars happened

11 year-old correctly identifies that woman are, in fact, people   

News outlet indulges in a bit of cyber-bullying

Remember last week when scientists said it was okay to not shower ever day?

Women are shamed for not showering every day!

Astrophysicist has pretty laid back boyfriend

Judge rules in favour of common sense

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Medieval morality really fucking hates dancing

Mayor of London may or may not be a wizard

Filthy fucking hypocrites

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Cat is pretty fucking old

Mad suggestion that parents know their children best…

Man pisses of entire city

Homophobic bellend caught on camera  

Woman forgets how to person

Study states the obvious: fresh air and sunshine is good for you

Olive oil is good for you again (shortest scare ever!)

Nudes in brief: Taylor Hill

And finally: giant remote controlled Seagull terrorises Cornwall

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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