The news in brief:
Person who has seen film says it’s not as bad as you’d think
Person who hasn’t seen film tells us how bad it is
Atheism’s bodycount continues to mount
Apparently living together without killing each other is too
hard a concept
Study states the obvious: eating a wide variety of foods in
moderation is a good idea
Mother forgets how to person (allegedly)
It turns out men might have feelings too
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Scaremongering is not news
There’s all kinds of shit on the Internet
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch returns to work
Product placement is not news
Indistinct yellow shape probably not a UFO
Economy a bit shit
Gigantic fuckface gets what he deserves
Driverless cars are totally a thing now
Passport control is pretty shit
Minor customer service failure is not news
Woman thumbs her nose as medieval morality
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Terms and conditions: 1, human decency: 0
German court said who in the what now….?!
Nudes in brief: Helena Bonham Carter
And finally: imperfections are perfectly perfect
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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